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Posted by Editor on 29th April 2011 at 06:55 PM
My Census Form
From David Walker (who wishes to remain anonymous)

My census form has been returned. In answer to the question: ”Do you have any dependants?” I put - “Smackheads ,the other members of the EU , Northern Rock, RBS, Lloyds TSB , workshy layabouts, MEP's (same thing), Local Authority jobsworths, quangos, unemployable illiterate youth, Court of Human Rights judges, global warming fanatics, the HSE and all the useless tossers at Westminster who've just flushed my country's finances down the toilet."

Apparently it wasn’t the right answer!

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