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The Fortune Teller






Posted by Editor on 10th July 2010 at 09:36 PM
The Fortune Teller
During a recent shopping outing in Ireland with her sisters, Patty O’Brien sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news.

"There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."


Visibly shaken, Patty stared at the woman's lined face, then at the crystal, then down at her hands.
She took a few deep breaths to compose herself.


She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked her question.



















"Will I be acquitted?"


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