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Posted by Brian on 8th March 2010 at 10:19 PM
You will just love these..................
From David Walker



Especially when you see the answers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



This puzzle is called Lateral Thinking ..





Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself.

Think like a wizard . . ..








man
1. ------------
board













Ans. = man overboard









EASY STARTER














Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it.






stand
2. ------------
i



























Ans. = I understand






OK .


Got the drift ?




Let's try a few now and see
how you fare ?





3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/









Ans. = reading between the lines








4.
r
road
a
d







Ans. = cross road





Not having a good day now, are you ?

Redeem yourself.





5. cycle
cycle
cycle








Ans. = tricycle





Not easy to figure out ha!





0
6. ------------
M..D.
Ph.D.








Ans. = two degrees below zero




C'mon give it a little thought ! !






7. knee
light








Ans. = neon light


( knee - on - light )






U can prove u r smart by getting this one.





ground
8. ---------------
feet feet feet feet feet feet









Ans. = six feet underground




Oh no, not again ! !





9. he's X himself








Ans. = he's by himself




Now u messing up big time.





10.. ecnalg








Ans. = backward glance





Not even close ! !





11. death ....... life







Ans. = life after death



Okay last chance ...................


12. THINK









Ans. = think big ! !





And the last one is real fundoo - - -


13. abababababababababababababababababababab...







Ans. = long time no 'C'


Well done for getting to the end.

But did you get any right????????????









Report as offensive or innapropriate Comment by Guest  9th March 2010
Well, you can't begrudge him that, I suppose, a bit of ebullience. And he does say you should "be honest with yourself" which I think is a nice sentiment...

Report as offensive or innapropriate Comment by Guest  9th March 2010
I think the amount of punctuation is supposed to express a certain ebullience.

Report as offensive or innapropriate Comment by Guest  9th March 2010
I thought "he's by himself" (#9) was "he's crossed himself". I thought he must be a catholic.

Report as offensive or innapropriate Comment by Guest  9th March 2010
Are so many question marks and exclamation marks really necessary? To a grammar pedant like me this is an eyesore....

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