This joke is terrible!
From David Walker (who else!) A blonde is in the airport with two sacks over her shoulder when she is stopped by Customs. They search the sacks and find loads of mobile phones in them. A Customs officer asks why she has all these phones. The blonde replies, "Well, while I was in America I got a phone call from my boyfriend. He told me that that he is going to start up a jazz band and could I bring him two saxophones." Due to problems with spam only SalfordOnline members can now leave comments. Becoming a member of SalfordOnline only takes a minute, just hit the red Join Us button at the top right hand side of the page to create your Personal account. Got a news story? Need help with publicity for an event in Salford? Send it to newsdesk@salfordonline.com or call the SalfordOnline newsdesk on 0161 789 5377. |