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A trip to Rome
From Alan Davies This is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade. So remember this story the next time someone who knows nothing and cares less tries to make your life miserable. A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband.. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded: "Rome ? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty.. You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how a...
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Is it me or is there a striking resemblance between "Yes Minister" actor Derek Fowlds and Conservative MP Stephen Dorrell? And that's a Financial Bail-Out !And that's a Financial Bail-Out !
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