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Julian Clary, Lord of the Mince at Salford Lowry






Posted by Tony Flynn on 3rd September 2010 at 02:48 PM
Julian Clary, Lord of the Mince at Salford Lowry
Julian Clary the outrageous camp comedian will be playing the Lowry this weekend in a revue saucily entitled, Lord of the Mince. Read his comments below!


I, Julian Clary, have done for mincing what Michael Flatley did for Irish dancing.

But has the bottom fallen out of the homosexual meat market? I must tour my kingdom to find out…

In these difficult times I feel I should go and comfort my people in the provinces. My friend Damien tells me the men are very hard up in Sheffield. I only hope I’m not too late.

I’m 50. The shame of it. This will be an intimate evening – a celebration, no less, of my twenty-five years in the camp spotlight: how I got there and why I refuse to leave. Come and see me before they put me in a home for tired old knackers.


Tickets
£20.00

Performances

Fri 3 September 20:00
Sat 4 September 20:00

Source: Salford Lowry.


Report as offensive or innapropriate Comment by Guest  4th September 2010
Was there last night and Julian looked fabulous!! Definitely defying the ageing process too. Ok so maybe some of the recycled jokes have aged but we all still had a good laugh together.

Report as offensive or innapropriate Comment by Guest  4th September 2010
saucer of milk, table two!

Report as offensive or innapropriate Comment by Guest  3rd September 2010
So he's still around is he? And at his age of Fifty (that's just five years younger than me) I am amazed he has the audacity to pretend that he can recycle all the now well clichéd innuendo's that made him just slightly famous Twenty Five Years ago!!.. Oh yes, I remember him well (and his dog 'Fanny' who liked to 'lick various parts of your anatomy' - in the mid 1980's, and he was quite good back then, but then any 'alternate' approach to humour did reasonably well back in those days anyway - but unfortunately his professional ratings died and killed him off as a 'has-been' by the 1990's. Now if the tickets were only a fiver each it might have been worth it for a front row seat, just so's you can count the number of age-lines that are now very apparent on his face!

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